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As part of his daily routine, Sergio reviews videos of recent matches to ensure that his hair as well as eight-pac body looked in shape. Today, he was watching the recent draw between Spain and Italy. Minutes after the half time, Nando came on the field. Sergio immediately started fiddling with the high definition zoom in function on his telly. Zoom zoom zoom… STOP, Sergio shouted, to his horror, he found something creepy on Nando, something tragic… a… BALD SPOT.
Sergio immediately rushed in his grooming room, rummaged through dozens of hair serums, and picked out three…
Nando will need these – pelo milagro (miracle in Spanish) for miraculous hair growth; pelo volumen, to volumize his hair, thus disguising the hair loss and pelo color, the lack of shine in his overly-treated-bleached- hair is horrifying.
He’s bound to like this. It has a new formula and bottle design (thinner middle for a better grip, and the new PUMP, and a larger base giving the bottle a lower centre of gravity, thus it won’t topple so easily. how convenient!).

 
 
amosramos
30 July 2009 @ 10:55 pm

so amosramos was doing some tidying of the house, and we chanced upon this fanart that one of us drew (the other suggested the idea and couldn't execute it properly, pretty obvious when you look at the picture).

a couple of years ago, when sheva and mourinho were still in chelsea, there was this rumour.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-413692/Etoo-blast-Sheva-You-Romans-darling.html

and here is our visualization of this event.



well... here's the better one.



and i'm really puzzled why we left JT out of the fanart.

hope eto'o and mourinho will create some magic in inter, barca will miss you eto'o! D:
 
 
amosramos
12 May 2009 @ 12:48 pm
nando seems to be cashing in with endorsements/adverts recently; while we don't get the cash we do get some LOL. shoulder roll ftw.







cross-posted ftorres_9 spain_de_futbol
 
 
amosramos
07 May 2008 @ 04:23 am
1st 2 in Robin's voice, the 3rd a tribute to Jens ---

Flamini and Hleb
Leaving for A.C., Inter.
My Cesc, My Cesc back!

Tomas Rosicky
Pink and sweet as a rose, dear
Ridding him, i wish

Flashy keeper Jens
gone from emirates at last
to Manuel's joy
 
 
amosramos
Title: Guess what happened to Nando's dog after he left for Liverpool?
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sergio Ramos, Fernando Torres
Word Count: 558
Disclaimer: The story is complete fiction, and portrayal of characters in it, is entirely fictitious. Any reference to true events is entirely coincidental. Any references to the sexuality of the characters are completely untrue.
A/N: Olalla, Mariano Pernia and Xabi Alonso guest-star.

 
 
 
 
amosramos
31 March 2008 @ 02:05 am
today's the day our boy turns 22 :) :) :)

here's a gift from el nino,



a sweet goal in the merseyside derby =D

not to forget a happy birthday song from liverpool =)



amosramos is currently very busy, we'll update about the extensive birthday celebrations sergio and nando had during the international break soon! let's hope sergio will score a goal tonight too, against his former club.
 
 
amosramos
13 March 2008 @ 06:22 pm
Title: Torres Straits Island
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sergio Ramos, Fernando Torres
Word Count: 117
Disclaimer: The story is complete fiction, and portrayal of characters in it, is entirely fictitious. Any reference to true events is entirely coincidental. Any references to the sexuality of the characters are completely untrue.


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amosramos
Title: Organic Apple Chips and... Hair Products.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sergio Ramos, Fernando Torres
Word Count: 169
Disclaimer: The story is complete fiction, and portrayal of characters in it, is entirely fictitious. Any reference to true events is entirely coincidental. Any references to the sexuality of the characters are completely untrue.


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amosramos
25 December 2007 @ 01:28 am

Title: Sergio Must Have Been Here
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sergio Ramos, Fernando Torres
Word Count: 61 (yes, self-explanatory after the picture)
Disclaimer: The story is complete fiction, and portrayal of characters in it, is entirely fictitious. Any reference to true events is entirely coincidental. Any references to the sexuality of the characters are completely untrue.
A/N: Olalla guest-stars.

 
 
amosramos
23 December 2007 @ 05:38 am
Title: Pros and Cons, and Robin's Addictive List-making
Rating: PG
Pairing: Robin van Persie, Cesc Fabregas, Alex Hleb
Disclaimer: The story is complete fiction, and portrayal of characters in it, is entirely fictitious. Any reference to true events is entirely coincidental. Any references to the sexuality of the characters are completely untrue.