amosramos

missing eto'o

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:26:42 GMT

so amosramos was doing some tidying of the house, and we chanced upon this fanart that one of us drew (the other suggested the idea and couldn't execute it properly, pretty obvious when you look at the picture).

a couple of years ago, when sheva and mourinho were still in chelsea, there was this rumour.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-413692/Etoo-blast-Sheva-You-Romans-darling.html

and here is our visualization of this event.

well... here's the better one.

and i'm really puzzled why we left JT out of the fanart.

hope eto'o and mourinho will create some magic in inter, barca will miss you eto'o! D:

endorsing stuff: nando series

Tue, 12 May 2009 04:50:24 GMT

nando seems to be cashing in with endorsements/adverts recently; while we don't get the cash we do get some LOL. shoulder roll ftw.

cross-posted ftorres_9 spain_de_futbol

3 arsenal haikus

Tue, 06 May 2008 20:23:27 GMT

1st 2 in Robin's voice, the 3rd a tribute to Jens ---

Flamini and Hleb
Leaving for A.C., Inter.
My Cesc, My Cesc back!

Tomas Rosicky
Pink and sweet as a rose, dear
Ridding him, i wish

Flashy keeper Jens
gone from emirates at last
to Manuel's joy

Sernando Fic: Guess what happened to Nando's dog after he left for Liverpool?

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 23:52:44 GMT

Title: Guess what happened to Nando's dog after he left for Liverpool?
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sergio Ramos, Fernando Torres
Word Count: 558
Disclaimer: The story is complete fiction, and portrayal of characters in it, is entirely fictitious. Any reference to true events is entirely coincidental. Any references to the sexuality of the characters are completely untrue.
A/N: Olalla, Mariano Pernia and Xabi Alonso guest-star.

Everyone thought Odie needed a friend, Sergio certainly didn’t agree. The fateful day happened when Nando left for Liverpool, he decided to have a fresh start and leave his precious with Sergio – the most important man in his life. Nando surely didn’t want a Spanish-inspired Scouser dog, suddenly Xabi flashed across him mind (oh dear). While Ollala was thrilled by this decision, Sergio’s life instantly turned into a nightmare.

Sergio certainly didn’t find the dog aesthetically pleasing, considering what it would do to his darling Odie, not to mention its sheer size. One day, Sergio brought both dogs to the beach during his off day. As Sergio was too busy embracing the sunshine and tanning his eight-pac bod, he didn’t keep an eye on Odie and Nando’s dog, and before he knew it, Odie let out a sharp yelp. To Sergio’s horror, he saw little Odie’s tail PEERING from the cellulite of Nando’s dog which too seems to be enjoying its own tan on the back. Sergio immediately went to Odie’s rescue and quickly shifted Nando’s dog aside with his leg (kick), and rang his brother to drive them to the best vet in Madrid (he would want some free hands to hold on to Odie to prevent further bone breakage).

So after this incident, Sergio’s hatred towards Nando’s dog became sky high. From leaving Nando’s dog in his yard, to giving it the same amount of food as Odie because he “forgot” (who needs all that cellulite anyway?), to renaming the dog to Garfield just to match his little Odie, Sergio rather actively made sure the dog didn’t feel welcome.

On an injury break, Nando made a surprise trip back to Madrid. Upon opening the door to Sergio’s penthouse (of course Nando had the keys to their loving abode), he saw “Garfield” licking up every piece of Pedigree in a bowl the size of Odie’s head. “OMG, Sergio!!! I know that ‘Garfield’ may certainly need a diet, but this is pure abuse. For that, I’m confiscating half of your Pelo Magnífico stash,” said Nando. While comforting “Garfield” which now is pawing all over himself, Nando left a note on the mirror. Of course, with even more Pelo Mangífico.

Nando takes a nap on Sergio’s designer couch, wondering why he spent money on something so uncomfortable, instead of more dog food for “Garfield”.

Sergio enters the house to find his ND (Nando Darling) on the couch, “I’ve gotta fix my hair before embracing him in a hug.”

As he entered the bathroom, a familiar smell confronted Sergio. Reading the message on the mirror… or rather, getting more distracted by the resemblance in the fluidity, colour, scent, concentration and texture, of … PELO MAGNÍFICO! D:

“I know he isn’t all that cute, Sergio. I understand how hard it is for you to keep another dog around when you already have Odie. Actually I’ve another person in mind. I met Mariano that day walking his pug as I was getting my paella mix.”

Nando whispered into his dog’s ears, “Guess who has a new friend now!” He giggled and rolled around with the dog, while Sergio dashed to his bathroom trying to salvage every clean drop of Pelo Mangífico left. But Sergio must admit, inwardly, that he jumped for joy when Mariano had been announced to be the next victim.

Look at their glee for the first five seconds.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SERGIO!!!!

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 18:17:35 GMT

today's the day our boy turns 22 :) :) :)

here's a gift from el nino,

a sweet goal in the merseyside derby =D

not to forget a happy birthday song from liverpool =)

amosramos is currently very busy, we'll update about the extensive birthday celebrations sergio and nando had during the international break soon! let's hope sergio will score a goal tonight too, against his former club.

Sernando Fic: Torres Straits Island

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:11:48 GMT

Title: Torres Straits Island
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sergio Ramos, Fernando Torres
Word Count: 117
Disclaimer: The story is complete fiction, and portrayal of characters in it, is entirely fictitious. Any reference to true events is entirely coincidental. Any references to the sexuality of the characters are completely untrue.

After reviewing all the wrongs of Nando’s hair and reporting to Nando using the special phone, Sergio flipped around the channels of his Cable TV and ended up watching the Discovery: Travel and Living channel.

“Melanesia! Your dream come true!” said the host of Exploring the Hidden Treasures of the World. Sergio vaguely saw a Torres sign at the background and immediately pressed the STILL button on his remote and then used the zoom function (especially installed for watching Nando matches, and also his own matches).

“WHOA!!! A place called Torres, I have to make a trip there!” Sergio exclaimed

So he immediately rang his agent to book a trip down to Melanesia to have a look ----

Sernando Fic: Organic Apple Chips and... Hair Products

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:53:20 GMT

Title: Organic Apple Chips and... Hair Products.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sergio Ramos, Fernando Torres
Word Count: 169
Disclaimer: The story is complete fiction, and portrayal of characters in it, is entirely fictitious. Any reference to true events is entirely coincidental. Any references to the sexuality of the characters are completely untrue.

“These are the champions…” As Sergio heard the champions league music playing the background, he quickly grabbed his packet of organic apple chips and red bull, rushing out to his couch to make sure he doesn’t miss a single second of nando.

Sergio was waiting eagerly for the Liverpool team to get off the coach while watching the pre-match show. With a mouthful of apple chips in his mouth, he mumbled to himself, “Gerrard, no, Leiva no, Nando!!!”, and he spitted the mouthful of half crumbled half wet apple chips with red bull out.

He immediately clicked on the videotape function on his remote control, and wrote down on his notepad, *confront nando about his unruly hair*.

After panicking and fumbling through his hair products for about 15 minutes, he was finally calmed down by seeing how nando’s hair was much better styled upon appearing on the pitch.

“Nando should still style his hair before getting on the coach! Better pass him my house brand serum.”

Sernando Fic: Sergio Must Have Been Here

Mon, 24 Dec 2007 17:39:58 GMT

Title: Sergio Must Have Been Here
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sergio Ramos, Fernando Torres
Word Count: 61 (yes, self-explanatory after the picture)
Disclaimer: The story is complete fiction, and portrayal of characters in it, is entirely fictitious. Any reference to true events is entirely coincidental. Any references to the sexuality of the characters are completely untrue.
A/N: Olalla guest-stars.

Sergio Must Have Been Here

Nando was so engrossed in his guitar hero game that he did not notice the phone ringing. Running from the kitchen, Olalla abandoned the tortilla she was cooking to pick up the phone.

'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!' Olalla shrieked and fainted…

This is the (STICKER/NEOPRINT-CLUTTERED) sight which confronted Olalla when she reached the oak desk where the phone is:

'Sergio must have been here.'

Robin/Cesc/Hleb Fic: Pros and Cons

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 21:39:20 GMT

Title: Pros and Cons, and Robin's Addictive List-making
Rating: PG
Pairing: Robin van Persie, Cesc Fabregas, Alex Hleb
Disclaimer: The story is complete fiction, and portrayal of characters in it, is entirely fictitious. Any reference to true events is entirely coincidental. Any references to the sexuality of the characters are completely untrue.

Pros and Cons, and Robin's Addictive List-making

Robin frowns, bites on his pencil and rocks Shaqueel gently. Although awfully aware that as a father he shouldn’t be balancing his precious on one hand (who is now hanging upside down dribbling all over the new carpet donated by Arsene for housewarming), he begins to scribble onto his notepad...

Pros, Cesc

-- Similar background

-- More muscles to hug compared to Alex’s scrawny build, even his face is skeletal! D:

Well well, I must say that there’s one exception to this -- being so scrawny means Alex’s shorts can readily come off too –giggles-

-- Mutual intelligibility (I can barely understand Alex sometimes, with his Christmas fat man and what nots.)

-- He has a better sense of fashion, who would have known about men purses without our trendy Cesc?

-- And the sushi, I must admit it’s very nice; I have not dared to try it even Alex’s Arsene has been recommending Japanese food for good health, until Cesc brought me there on a little dinner date

-- After all, I knew Cesc first (and sometimes I really do get agitated thinking about Alex barging into our love; and it got even worse after Flams and Rosa joined in, does Cesc think this is a game? >:( )

Pros, Alex

-- The X factor

-- He’s older, so at least he gives me a sense of security, but that scrawny build, really… and I want fondue.

-- Alex is more humble, so I can at least show off my tricks to him during training. Much as I love him turbodribbling, he is still open to my showboating! :) :) :)

Cons, Cesc

-- Overly friendly to everyone, that slut - it got even worse after Flams and Rosa joined in, does Cesc think this is a game? >:(

-- Changing his hairstyle all the time, just when the mullet was growing on me, that pesky brat went for more than a trim and ended up with a Nando-like hairstyle, then a squeaky clean army crop. Disaster, disaster

-- Sometimes, he is really annoying in the dressing room.

Cons, Hleb

-- We just don’t have the same lifestyle; whenever I wanted to go for fondue, or a chocolate buffet, he winces at the thought (but at least he makes me homemade meals, and himself i.e. bread, which is awfully sweet)

Robin mumbles to himself softly as he went down the list, then thought of Cesc. Cesc, who wouldn’t need a list like Robin’s, because he’s love is all encompassing, or too much affiliated with his team slut reputation. Flinging the pencil back on the kitchen work table, he freed his hand to catch hold of little Shaqueel, and wondered if Hleb, and exclusivity, promised another world.

Sernando Fic: Ways in which Nando Survives in Liverpool

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 16:03:24 GMT

Title: Ways in which Nando Survives in Liverpool Without Ramos
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sergio Ramos, Fernando Torres
Disclaimer: The story is complete fiction, and portrayal of characters in it, is entirely fictitious. Any reference to true events is entirely coincidental. Any references to the sexuality of the characters are completely untrue.

Ways in which Nando Survives in Liverpool Without Ramos

1) Nando stares at Leto’s floppy hair to get his daily pseudo-Ramos fix; he then recommends Leto specific hair products to improve the air resistance, but the young Argentine doesn’t seem to heed Nando’s advice (to which, Ramos is rather glad since he still has the best hair)

2) Nando brought an extra mobile phone with a separate SIM card and extra landline, making sure Ramos will always get through whenever he calls. (And of course, all the accompanying devices and 3G video-conferencing features too)

3) Nando made sure he has packed into his luggage the 24,350,923,287 neoprints taken with Ramos, so that prettyhair’s face can be seen everywhere, and on every button of his every phone. He still recalls the sticker photo they have taken together on their first month anniversary, their second, their 100th day, 6th outdoor date, 1st national team call-up, 1st national team breakfast where both of them had omelettes, 1st shared hotel room, 27th post-training shower...

4) Nando justifies his move by saying that it would eliminate the pain both of them have to go through when playing local derbies, and points out how he was left sleepless for days when Ramos got sent off the last time they played against each other.

5) Nando takes advantage of all his NT call-ups. Needless to say, the two were like energiser bunnies in the camp.

6) Nando consoles himself that Liverpool plays earlier, so at least he can always rush home to catch Sergio’s matches. That’s why he has always been missing when Alvaro plans post-match Spanish dinners, and Pepe sure misses Nando’s potluck paella. (That’s why both Sergio and Nando seem to have an increased goal ratio, knowing that someone’s always watching, on the other end).

... And that one day Nando figured out that the above have only been all lies was when he exclaimed, in the middle of an interview, "I want Madrid."